The Art and Science of Cutting Classes

(REMINDER: This essay is just for fun and don’t take it seriously okay? Peace to mankind!)

Real heroes risk their life just to conquer the "wall"

Cutting classes—only a few elite vertebrates can perform this risky manoeuvre. A special class of genetically-gifted Homo sapiens are able to stop, look, listen... and run to escape from every meeting in the class faster than a bullet train. And like any other person in the world, there could be at least one field of art where they truly excel—the art of cutting-classes.

It is an art of skipping or escaping unwanted subjects. Cutting classes’ artists do this with passion and strong will to fly for freedom. It is not that easy to perform this safely. Aside from having a burning heart, one must know the study of cutting classes—from systematic planning to perform it. In short, cutting classes is both art and science in nature.

Cutting classes may seem to be not so good idea with everyone. Some may look at it as very stupid and unnecessary, some may say that only cowards run away from their lectures and discussions, but what they really don’t understand is that only real toughies can handle the bad sides of cutting classes. Only intelligent species of mankind can justify why it is not needed to prolong the agony. Few thick-headed beings are made and trained to make systematized plans on how to finish this job excellently. They are all the real heroes of this world.

Though the secrets of cutting classes can’t be revealed to anyone, let’s just talk about some other things related to it –the effects.

Like any other art in this world, cutting classes posses a true beauty that not everybody can appreciate. Those who can achieve this compare such achievement as reaching orgasms or attaining nirvana. The eternal joy of the success when someone completed the task is incomparable. People usually do this because of many reasons: 1. they don’t like the subject and they have found some other fun/important/urgent things to prioritize. 2. They don’t like the teacher and they have found some other fun/important/urgent things to prioritize. 3. They just don’t like the subject and the teacher. And if someone succeeded doing the cutting classes, all of the reasons mentioned above are all paid off. Instant heaven.

But cutting classes is not perfect. It also has its bad effects such as the obvious fact that the performer misses lectures on the meeting. These lectures sometimes involve these following things: 1. Lessons of the subject. 2. Quizzes or recitations. 3. Fun times/early dismissals. Automatically, the performer loses one or more of the things mentioned above. (Cutting classes are no fun if you missed light and fun classes. Especially if the teacher decides to dismiss the class very early, you won’t taste it.)

Cutting classes is strictly prohibited and is not recommended for weak people. You need a heart, knowledge, and reason to do this excellently.

Please. Do not try this at home. Only at school of course.