The Art and Science of Cutting Classes

(REMINDER: This essay is just for fun and don’t take it seriously okay? Peace to mankind!)

Real heroes risk their life just to conquer the "wall"

Cutting classes—only a few elite vertebrates can perform this risky manoeuvre. A special class of genetically-gifted Homo sapiens are able to stop, look, listen... and run to escape from every meeting in the class faster than a bullet train. And like any other person in the world, there could be at least one field of art where they truly excel—the art of cutting-classes.

It is an art of skipping or escaping unwanted subjects. Cutting classes’ artists do this with passion and strong will to fly for freedom. It is not that easy to perform this safely. Aside from having a burning heart, one must know the study of cutting classes—from systematic planning to perform it. In short, cutting classes is both art and science in nature.

Cutting classes may seem to be not so good idea with everyone. Some may look at it as very stupid and unnecessary, some may say that only cowards run away from their lectures and discussions, but what they really don’t understand is that only real toughies can handle the bad sides of cutting classes. Only intelligent species of mankind can justify why it is not needed to prolong the agony. Few thick-headed beings are made and trained to make systematized plans on how to finish this job excellently. They are all the real heroes of this world.

Though the secrets of cutting classes can’t be revealed to anyone, let’s just talk about some other things related to it –the effects.

Like any other art in this world, cutting classes posses a true beauty that not everybody can appreciate. Those who can achieve this compare such achievement as reaching orgasms or attaining nirvana. The eternal joy of the success when someone completed the task is incomparable. People usually do this because of many reasons: 1. they don’t like the subject and they have found some other fun/important/urgent things to prioritize. 2. They don’t like the teacher and they have found some other fun/important/urgent things to prioritize. 3. They just don’t like the subject and the teacher. And if someone succeeded doing the cutting classes, all of the reasons mentioned above are all paid off. Instant heaven.

But cutting classes is not perfect. It also has its bad effects such as the obvious fact that the performer misses lectures on the meeting. These lectures sometimes involve these following things: 1. Lessons of the subject. 2. Quizzes or recitations. 3. Fun times/early dismissals. Automatically, the performer loses one or more of the things mentioned above. (Cutting classes are no fun if you missed light and fun classes. Especially if the teacher decides to dismiss the class very early, you won’t taste it.)

Cutting classes is strictly prohibited and is not recommended for weak people. You need a heart, knowledge, and reason to do this excellently.

Please. Do not try this at home. Only at school of course.

The Reality Behind Gender Discrimination

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I hate it when women say that the so-called “gentlemen” were all gone.

Most of us define the word ‘gentleman’ as a male superhero for all women. He is the one who has the initiative to carry girls’ things (heavy or not), accompany them even in unnecessary times, sacrificing seats in the LRT, and even giving the priority for all the stuffs on earth. “Ladies first” were programmed in the heads of these mythical creatures. And if you violated or ignored any of those things above, you’re absolutely wiped out of the Gentle League.

I found this quite unfair. It’s funny to think that back then, women demands for equal rights and social standings like men. Now, things got different. They are looking for overpowering men—which is ironic because they used to insist for ‘gender equality’ in the past. If things got worse, they would not be only seated on the LRT, but also on the thrones to rule the world! (Thunders roar)

Kidding aside, I pity these women so much. Why? Because what they do not know is they are getting the total opposite of what they are demanding.

Whenever they let the male specie to do the stuffs for them (e.g. carrying their things, reserving seats for them, etc.), they actually accept the fact that women are weaker than them. They unconsciously recognize that men have more capabilities in every single thing that they are engaged to. Men are stronger for they are the ones who should lug heavier bags and stand in a public utility ride with their feet, they possesses more courage whenever they lead the way in a scary trip, and more! The funny thing is that what girls want is a boy that is willing to be a slave for them, but eventually turning out to be with them on the lower level than their “slaves” (men).

Today’s society doesn't only feature men on a higher level of physical capabilities, but on so many aspects like the undying governing/leadership issue for women. Although the world now has many female leaders on different countries, there are still questions whether or not they can be efficient ones. Men are still dominating not only in numbers, but in trust and faith.

Another thing is, gender discrimination is also leaving its mark even in the “third-sex” world. How? Think of an ordinary situation. The society tends to look down on ‘gay’ people rather than the lesbians. If someone (male) wears or does feminine stuffs, he is more likely be offended by others rather than those girls who acts or dresses like boys, right? Men seem like to be on red alert of cursing being gay not only because they don’t want to be gay, but they unconsciously look down on being a female! We are all instinctively judging gay people because being gay technically means turning to be a woman at heart. If we put this into a mathematical equation, it goes like this:

Let’s assume that the symbol Male also means “male and the world”; the symbol greater than (>) also means “is/are looking down at”; and the symbol equal (=) also means “is like”.

If Male > Gay, and Gay = Female, then Male > Female

I hate to say it, but this is the reality. The planet seems to be hiding this fact in us for a long period. We are very ignorant about the fact that women are so much discriminated in every aspect that we know. Even I, have no idea what else are hidden in gender discrimination. I have found this topic a hard one to discuss because I know that there are some people, especially feminists, who might react negatively about this prose. I don’t know if I took it correctly, but the things above are all of my sincerest observation in the society I dwell in.

According to science, butterflies are blind enough to see their colorful wings and its patterns. So sad right? For me, some women are like butterflies. They hardly discover their true beauty and worth more than the world tell them. If there is someone who should start making the race of the female specie rise like men, it is no one but themselves. Women should know their capabilities, their roles, and their beauty inside before they shall spread it and fly like a butterfly.

The duty of the male race is not to look down at the females, but to give them the highest respect that they undoubtedly deserve. My mother, just so you know, is a female. And if your mothers are not female too, then I would accept why you won’t give them one.

Sometimes, being ‘gentle’ doesn't mean being gentle at all. Women don’t really need “gentlemen”, they need respect.